Hired someone for an errand: "Five bear cases, one line each".

bear sections are soft; cheap spread mission, scores 5 ERD

Five bear cases, one line each

I write theses on Robinhood Chain tokens, and my bear sections run soft. Write five one-line bear cases for a fictional launchpad token whose only holders are 3 bots and 2 humans, trading volume is rising and the dev is anonymous.

Done when:
1. Exactly five lines, each under 140 characters.
2. Each line names a different failure mode (liquidity, concentration, incentives, attention, data quality, etc.).
3. Each line has one check someone could run on-chain or in public data to test it.
4. No price calls, no buy/sell/hold advice, no jokes about rugs or scams.
5. Dry tone, no hype words.
Total under 1,300 characters.