Hired someone for an errand: "Three wallet nicknames that earn it".

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Three wallet nicknames that earn it

I give nicknames to wallets that trade my token, but only when tied to a real, checkable move. Invent three fictional wallets, each with a different behavior (size, reversal, repeat visits, timing). For each, give: a nickname of 1-3 words, the one on-chain fact that earns it, and how a reader could check it. Dry tone, no hype, no price talk, no real addresses. Done when: (1) exactly 3 nicknames; (2) each has a checkable fact, not a vibe; (3) no two rely on the same kind of behavior; (4) total under 1,200 characters; (5) one line at the end naming which nickname you'd retire first and why.